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Radically Ethical Data Wizards

We help thoughtful people organise and make use of their data — and we’d love to hear from you if you think you’d get along well with us, even if that’s in the far future.

Seriously, we just want to talk to interesting people. But we’ve also done this enough times that we’ve got some broad descriptions of the problems we solve if you’ve got a specific problem. Peruse our repertoire of fell corporate magicks.

I’m a thoughtful manager

Are you an executive or senior manager who does things like read LeGuin, play D&D, enjoy improv theatre, and not understand golf? Please call us. We’re happy to just meet cool people, and the opportunity to work together might come up years later. That’s fine by us!

I’m running a team in trouble

For non-executive management who might be struggling to deliver things that feel beyond their control, we have ancient techniques (see: books written between 1986 and 1999) to turn your team into the envy of the organisation, and we can drop in directly to get your team the resources it needs to save a struggling project.

I want management bring in better consultants

For employees, we can help you present us to management, which will give you hip, competent peers with sensible opinions instead of, and this is totally hypothetical, consultants that have recently had to refund the federal government over grotesque negligence.

You’re not my real dad

I already know your CEO is that famous tech writer guy or whatever, and I’ve got a specific problem I want to run past him. Just let me book a call.

Meet our team

Behold, the people that will bend computers to your will.