Radically Ethical Data Wizards
You can bring us any problem related to data, and we can tell you exactly what to do within your constraints, so you never have to worry again. This includes problems like “People keep telling me I need to be data-driven and I don't know what that looks like.”
We’ve done this enough times that we’ve worked out all the most common problems that different people run into. Peruse our repertoire of fell corporate magicks.
For our corporate overlords, whether you’ve got a data team that’s causing you stress, or are thinking about establishing one and aren’t sure if you should, we can guide you to exactly what you need. You can get way better results than the industry norm for much less money than vendors would have you believe.
For non-executive management who might be struggling to deliver things that feel beyond their control, we have ancient techniques (see: books written between 1986 and 1999) to turn your team into the envy of the organisation, and we can drop in directly to get your team the resources it needs to save a struggling project.
For employees, we can help you present us to management, which will give you hip, competent peers with sensible opinions instead of, and this is totally hypothetical, consultants that have recently had to refund the federal government over grotesque negligence.
I already know your CEO is that famous tech writer guy or whatever, and I’ve got a specific problem I want to run past him. Just let me book a call.
Meet our team
Behold, the people that will bend computers to your will.